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I’m drunk and this is my last name. Bye

I’m drunk and this is my last name. Bye

Thursday, 21 August 2014
Tonight Neeson and I were invited to a corporate box and the best part of my night was the little bulldog they let onto the field 🐶

Tonight Neeson and I were invited to a corporate box and the best part of my night was the little bulldog they let onto the field 🐶

Wednesday, 20 August 2014

borlax:

I have watched this at least 15 times since I reblogged this several hours ago

Tuesday, 19 August 2014
Monday, 18 August 2014
Sunday, 17 August 2014
"If a female student got drunk and had her car stolen the university would call the police. If she got drunk and had her computer stolen, they would call the police. If she got drunk and had her phone stolen, they would call the police. The fact that she was drunk would not even be factored in when assessing if a crime had been committed. But if she gets drunk and has her body invaded and her humanity stolen, school administrations are perplexed about what to do."
Last night I perfected the pin curl with a hair straightener!!!

Last night I perfected the pin curl with a hair straightener!!!

Saturday, 16 August 2014
Friday, 15 August 2014

Can any gals recommend amazing eye brow make up? I’m going off benefit and am looking for a good pencil

Wednesday, 13 August 2014

Me as a Parent

Child: Hey dad could you please sing a lullaby?
Me: *clears throat* cOMIN OUT OF MY CAGE AND I BEEN DOIN JUST FINE GOTTA GOTTA BE DOWN BECAUSE I WANT IT ALL

meladoodle:

i’m just gonna go ahead and say it… 101 dalmatians is far too many dalmatians

Tuesday, 12 August 2014
WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it
 
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